Republican'tOctagon Sessions

Bag of tricks.

You best believe I aim to deceive, up my sleeve you'll see my bag of tricks.
I’ll incite the crisis, be as divisive as ISIS.

I run the show with my new jim crow; lock up negroes 6 times more than whites 
And 15% longer, no I don't think Black lives matter.

I'll take my claws, throw down my laws
All over your daughter's body -- and your mother and your sister too.
The future ain’t female if it’s up to me.

Forget refugees, they’ve done nothing for me.
See, poverty don't bother me, because I say I'm pro-life!
Believe this: unless you’re fetus, then leave us alone.

Keep y'all scared of this.
Every Muslim's a terrorist.
Never get embarrassed by being an arrogant bastard.
So fear the foreigner!
Lock the door!
That HIStory is folklore!
We, W.A.S.P.s, were born here!
It sure is easy being green, it pays.
It's the land of the free and home of the slaves.

For the sake of the republic that we're all living in, 
For the fate of the public and our future's kin, 
For our place in politics in the global zen,
I, this Republican't win.
So, stop me.

You best believe I aim to deceive, up my sleeve you'll see my bag of tricks.
 
Gimme gimme guns, gimme guns, gimme gimme more guns.
Gimme guns, more and more and more guns.
Shoot anyone, everyone who don't respect my authority.

I must be stopped, I must be silenced.
Calling all enlightened: don't be frightened, just stop me.
I stand for hatred.  
I stand for racism. 
I'll divide based on income inflation.
I incite fear throughout the nation.
I stand for blatant discrimination.
I stand for church-state unseparated.
I sneak jesus in supreme court pages.
I set your wages. 
I let vacations.  
I'm famous.
I'm making my arrangements.
I must be stopped, I must be silenced.
Calling all enlightened: don't be frightened, just stop me. 

For the sake of the republic that we're all living in, 
For the fate of the public and our future's kin, 
For our place in politics in the global zen,
I, this Republican't win.
So stop me.

Words and music by Jonny Sonic